VESPER MUSHROOMS
Pink Freud T-Shirt – Mycoanalysis
Introducing the only mushroom shirt that’s both psychoanalytically deep and mycologically fresh: the Pink Freud tee. Featuring a pink-hued graphic of Sigmund Freud’s unmistakable face and bold “Pink Freud” text, this shirt dives headfirst into your subconscious obsession with fungi and puns.
Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001 — a premium unisex tee known for its ultra-soft feel and flattering fit — this shirt is breathable, lightweight, and ready for whatever your ego, id, or superego have planned.
Perfect for fans of Lion’s Mane, dream analysis, dad jokes, or just anyone who appreciates a clever twist on classic psychology, this funny nature shirt is a conversation starter in any forest, classroom, or farmers market.
• 🧠 Bella + Canvas 3001 — soft, pre-shrunk, side-seamed, and responsibly made
• 🍄 Bold “Pink Freud” design screen printed in vibrant pink
• 🪵 The ultimate mushroom shirt for thinkers, feelers, and fungi lovers
• 💡 Ideal for mushroom nerds, psych majors, and anyone who says “let’s unpack that” unironically
• 🌿 Designed by the Vesper Mushrooms team — no couch required
Whether you’re foraging for chanterelles or your inner child, this shirt is here to make sure your unconscious love of mushrooms finally comes to the surface.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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All of our liquid extracts are from USA mushrooms.
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Myco Energy
Mushroom energy drink infused with lion's mane and cordyceps. Plus, B-vitamins, L-theanine + absolutely zero sugars and artificial flavors.
Extracts Actually Function
Liquid extracts absorb and function in ways powders and capsuls cannot.
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The Powerful 5 Mushrooms
We thoughtfully chose the 5 best functional mushrooms
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We grow our mushrooms in indoor, controlled environments limiting our use of water, energy and space.
We ship every order using compostable/recyclable shipping materials.
We grow, extract, bottle our mushrooms right here, in-house in Oregon, USA!
So you know you're getting the purest possible liquid mushrooms extract.
We are a small business and our extracts are artisan made by the owners.
We take pride in producing the most pure, potent and powerful mushroom extracts you'll every use. We are proud to be able to do this at a low cost to our customers.
Which Should You Choose
What to expect from each functional mushroom
Mental Clarity, Focus
Lion's Mane uses erinacines and hericenones to regenerate neurons, improving cognitive health, focus, memory, mood, etc.
Rest, Sleep
Reishi is known as the Queen Mushroom as it does a lot of amazing things including aiding to process 'stress hormone' cortisol.
Energy, Bloodflow
Cordyceps is a powerful energy booster, long used by athletes worldwide to get the most out of their bodies.
Inflammation
Chaga is the most powerful source of antioxidants we know of on earth. This wild-harvested mushroom contains 7x the antioxidant content of acai.
Gut and immune health
Turkey tail mushrooms contain prebiotics which are great for the gut microbiome as well as PSK, the amazing immune-boosting benefits of which seem more and more amazing with every new study.
Mushroom Topicals
Our popular face and skin cream use chaga for inflammation, reishi for redness and aging and tramella (snow mushroom) for moisturizing.
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Jake Stout and Hunter Allan - Vesper Mushrooms Founders
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